i don't want it: a reluctant memoir
- preface
- what the f—? i wrote a book!
- chapter 1: apologising 101
- chapter 2: money talks (and it won’t shut up)
- chapter 6: the ultimate guide to reading (a book within a book that explains why books are pointless. including this one.)
- chapter 10: how to become famous without trying (too hard)
- chapter 11: bathing and why i think it is important
- chapter 12: burnout is just vibes (and strategy)
- chapter 13: skincare routine
- chapter 14: sleep
- about the author