faqs

shut the faq up. pls.

q: why did you write this book?
a: i was bored. plus, someone asked me to. it’s a win-win.

q: will there be a sequel?
a: depends on if i get bored (or paid) again.

q: can i contact you?
a: sure. send fan mail, hate mail, snail mail, black male blackmail, basically mails of any kind. i might respond. or not. who knows.

q: why are there so many footnotes?
a: foonotes are the language geniuses speak. i'm sure you won't understand.

q: what’s your favorite part of writing?
a: asking someone else to do it for you.

q: can i quote you?
a: totally, bro. misquote me if you like. i’ll never know anyway.

q: can this book change my life?
a: it already has. you have begun asking all the right questions. also, you are $20 in debt.

q: how should i read this book?
a: that part is, uh, optional. skip.

q: is it cakesfortheaesthetic or cakesfortheatheist?
a: there's a difference?