what the f—? i wrote a book!

nobody has done that before! not your girlfriend. not god. not your so-called pastor. not god.

jump cut and… let me start by telling you what this book is. this book is not what it is not. makes sense?

this book is not:

1. a cash grab.
2. a checkmark on my to-do list.
3. full of words.

no, wait. scratch #3.

and i am not:

1. an expert.
2. a demigod.
3. legally a pumpkin.
4. getting cancelled over this.

and you are:

1. procrastinating on actual stuff you should be doing instead.
2. being so productive right now.
3. already in too deep to back out.

turn the page. i dare you. no, seriously. do it.