chapter 10: how to become famous without trying (too hard)
dream it. meme it. stream it.
that’s it.
tl;dr? i’ll explain.
step 1: dream it.
first, you have to want fame. not in a normal way. in a “i deserve this and you know it” way.
close your eyes. visualise:
- people recognising you in public
- people mispronouncing your name
- people asking for selfies while you are eating
- $5
this is manifestation. very powerful. very scientific. look it up.
step 2: meme it.
content is temporary. memes are forever.
you don’t need to be funny.
you just need to be fast.
see something trending? post it.
don’t see it? post it anyway.
if it flops, call it “ahead of its time.” if it works, call yourself a genius.
either way, you win. winning is a good practice. (i once won $5. iykyk.)
step 3: stream it.
go live.
do anything.
talk.
sit.
breathe.
exist loudly.
people love authenticity which is why you should carefully manufacture it.
say things like:
- “guys, this is the real me.”
- “i don’t usually do this.” (you do!)
- “i didn’t plan this at all.” (you did!)
bonus step: consistency.
post every day.
or don’t. nothing screams "mysterious" like disappearing off the internet and coming back after 57 days.
mystery builds character.
character builds brand.
brand builds money.
money buys snacks.
snacks bring cashback.
full circle.
people always ask, “cake, what if i fail?”
you won’t. because if you don’t become famous, you can always “choose privacy.”
very powerful move. very underrated.
in conclusion:
- dream it.
- meme it.
- stream it.
and if none of that works, just wait. the algorithm is shy. it takes time.
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